STARTED WITH A DARE ON SUNDAY NIGHT

What if we made it easier to skip Monday than to show up? Buy our premium boring hat, something you'd buy anyway.

Get a FREE Monday experience, think Spa, hotel, golf etc.. Text your boss you're "not feeling well." Don't show up.

That's it. That's the brand.

We're not changing the world. We're just making it easier to use your sick days without feeling guilty about it. Because the real rebellion isn't quitting your job.

It's keeping it, and skipping Monday anyway.

FKMONDAYS

F*CK MONDAY

$90.00

spa day - Massage or treatment while they're in meetings Hotel escape - Late checkout and actual room service Long lunch - The kind that turns into an afternoon Day adventure - Wine tour or something you've been putting off Dealer's choice - Just get me out of Monday Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

Everyone hates Monday • You're the only one doing something about it • Free shipping on rebellion

MONDAY MOOD

$90.00

Relax - Escape work to a day spa or float tank Stay - Check into a hotel and sleep until noon Eat - Long lunch with wine that lasts three hours Explore - Day trip or try something you've never done Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

Call in sick Monday • Get a spa day instead • Premium hats • Real escapes • Zero apologies

MONDAY RESET

$90.00

Choose your escape Relax - Escape work to a day spa or float tank Stay - Check into a hotel and sleep until noon Eat - Long lunch with wine that lasts three hours Explore - Day trip or try something you've never done Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

FKMONDAYS

This is the hat you wear when you "need to handle something personal" on a Monday. The one that doesn't announce what you're doing, but you know. And that's enough.

Premium brushed cotton. Unstructured dad cap. Embroidered "FKMONDAYS" in thread. Low profile. Looks innocent.

because it blends in. Subtle because not everyone needs to broadcast their rebellion. You're still skipping Monday - you just don't need the attention.

1 x 100% organic cotton Hat

1 x Monday escape experience

0 x Explanations owed to anyone

Experience is Monday-only

that's the whole point

Guaranteed within 12 weeks from purchase

Choose from the list on product card

8 in 10 people

Say Monday is the most stressful day.

70% of employees

admit suffer with the Sunday scaries

45% Ages 26-40

Think going work on Mondays suck

FK≠ QUESTIONS

After you order, we text you within 24 hours. You already chose your escape type at checkout (spa, hotel, food, adventure, etc.). We send you away for a day experience with one of four partner venues in your area. within 12 weeks of purchase date. Then you show up and use it.

The experience is already paid for. You just need to actually go. On a Monday obviously

Leave the magic for us to work out. But we guranttee you'll get more than a hat's worth.

Spa treatments normally cost $180-300. Hotel rooms on a Sunday night are $200-350. Long lunches with wine run $150-250.

You get our drift ?

Currently serving Global cities, is that ok?

When you order, We'll use the shipping address location to curate an experience day to a location near by you or your City

Then don't buy this yet.

We're serious about the deadline. If you let it expire, that's on you. We're not here to enable "someday" - we're here for people who will actually take a MONDAY off, after a Saturday, Sunday weekend

If something genuinely comes up (hospital, family emergency, you actually get sick), Let us know. We're not monsters. But "I was too busy at work" doesn't count.

We Choose

Example: You chose "Spa day" at checkout. vibe, or whatever matters to you.

If you hate all options, tell us why and we'll send alternatives. But that rarely happens - our partners are vetted and good at what they do.

We handle that. When we send you the details, it includes a reference number. You just show up, give them your name and reference, and they know you're covered.

They won't ask questions. They don't care if you called in sick. They just know you're a FKMONDAYS customer and you're already paid for.